American Mean Girls: My Under-Desk Office Bootlicker

It’s simple, really. I want to feel more powerful at work so I can perform my job better. And I have found that abusing and walking all over a loser like YOU helps me accomplish that. So tomorrow when I go into the office, I am going in EXTRA early – when nobody else is in yet – and YOU are going with me. And I am going to store you under my desk so I can make you lick the dirt off the soles of my shoes while I take phonecalls from customers and have meetings with my employees…

-Goddess Nikkole