You Are Ninas Welcome Mat

Oh, look what they have installed at Mean Girl Manor- a human welcome mat! What is it like to be immobilized there with a welcome mat attached to your chest? I guess it must be really weird to have to just lay there all day waiting for people to walk by and STEP on you…but it IS very empowering for US! It feel so good to step on another human being and wipe your FEET off on them! Oh, does it HURT as my heels dig in? Too bad. And I am going to stand here as long as I want…