Wishing you a Cock ‘a’ Leaky Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse!

Ahhh, but I have a mouse and he was indeed in my house, heavily disguised as James the vicar!
Snooping in My bedroom, looking through my drawers while burying his head in My silky knickers!

The filthy dirty vicar received a shock, as I put the fear of G…D into him!