Ella Kross – our Micro-Cock is Hilarious, You 5 Second Man!

I don’t know what my deal is today, but I’m so horny I can’t even handle it! I haven’t had sex in a month, which is an extremely long time for me, so that probably explains why I have dick on the brain. I usually don’t fuck on the first date, but I’m craving cock so badly I want you to bend me over and ram me hard and fast from behind. Go ahead, unzip those pants and show me what you’ll be pounding me with! Wait, what the fuck is that? This must be some kind of a joke. Your cock can’t really be that small, can it? How do you expect to please any woman with a dick that tiny? Ugh. I’m so horny I guess I’ll give it a try, but I’m not sure I’ll even feel it since it’s so little. Stick it in already! What’s that? You already did? Oh my God, this is pathetic! I can’t stop laughing at your small dick, and laugh even harder when you cum after only five seconds. You’re a useless excuse for a man, and your micro-cock is hilarious! After you disappoint me sexually, I crack up and insult you for being such a worthless loser.