American Mean Girls: Worship Linzy!

This is my friend and new roommate, Linzy- and you will WORSHIP her, understand! Because I COMMAND you to! I told her all about you faggots and how I walk all over you cuz I’m young and HOT- and she like can’t believe it. So I am showing her what it’s all about…and how losers like you were literally put on this EARTH for the sole purpose of being USED by hot girls like US so we can live the life we deserve!

So which one of you losers wants to pay Our rent just so we can have a good laugh at your expense every month and brag to our friends about how pathetic you are? LOL Contact Us!

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