American Mean Girls: I’m So Sorry, Ha Ha

I’m so sorry that your metal chastity cage hurts sooo bad, LOL. Hmmm. What else am I sarcastically sorry for, haha. My friends and I laugh at you because you are so stupid and are locked up in that chastity cage. I love just sitting here listing the things that I think are funny about it… and I make sure I list them by mocking you about how (NOT) sorry I am about it, haha! Im sorry I made you beg for extra days locked up and for making you list the reasons why you deserve to be treated like a LOSER! But you will have to buy the clip to see the best things I have on this list!

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