American Mean Girls: Doomed Doormat

Ugh…I can’t even open my door all the way because you are such a pathetic human door mat. Lick the dirt off my shoes… get in there and swallow! My friends are coming over later and I expect you to be just as good at clean all their shoes as well. By the way, I don’t even care about your life, in fact, I made sure I stepped in some toxic stuff before I came in here. I’ll give you a short list of what I stepped in but based on the fact that you just swallowed it…your going to live, maybe one more day at the most! Haha! Do you like that??? Yes??? I know you love it…now thank me! – .