American Mean Girls: Buy Your Embarrassment

I want you to go shopping for the following items and ONLY the following items: Mens fitness magazine or other magazine featuring a hot guy on the cover, a large cucumber, and a jar of Vaseline. All three must be purchased together on one receipt with nothing else added! The cashier MUST be female- and she should be the hottest and youngest cashier at the store! Save the receipt and take a photo of it as proof showing the date and time, and that you bought ONLY those 3 items. Now download the video to hear what I want you to do with them.

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